InkMyMoon
Black Cotton Tote Bag | Astrology Disaster Merch | Funny Zodiac Sarcasm
Black Cotton Tote Bag | Astrology Disaster Merch | Funny Zodiac Sarcasm
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Is your birth chart the official documentation proving you’re a walking disaster? Good. Stop hiding the fact that people should receive an informational brochure before approaching you. This black cotton tote bag is your manifesto: "I'm not the problem. I'm a project that requires a legally mandated warning label."
This is the perfect reusable eco tote for your crystals, your trauma, or anything else that requires a dark aesthetic and an announcement that you approach this bag (and person) at your own risk.
⚠️ Why This Bag is More Visible Than Your Red Flags (SEO Power):
- The Ultimate Message: The phrase „My birth chart looks like a WARNING LABEL” is the ironic way of saying: keep your distance. This is astrology merch for those with advanced self-awareness (and superior sarcasm).
- Key Details: Available ONLY in black. It features a double-sided print – so your disaster is visible from every angle!
- SEO Placement: We strategically use keywords like black cotton tote bag, WARNING LABEL merch, astrology disaster, sarcastic gift, and zodiac meme to ensure high search visibility.
- Ideal Astrology Gift: Give this to the friend who is equally charming and emotionally volatile. It’s the perfect gift for someone who knows their zodiac signs are a curse, not a blessing.
💯 Who Should Grab This (and Wear Protective Gear):
- Women who are as beautiful as they are emotionally exhausting.
- Fans of dark humor and astrology memes in the vein of "It's not me, it's my transits."
- Anyone who needs a stylish shoulder bag but also wants to subtly ward off unwanted social interaction.
We're a small business, and you're our support system. Buy the bag. Leave it visible, and maybe you'll save yourself the trouble of explaining why you're in a bad mood today.
Add to Cart. And remember: don’t say we didn't warn you.
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