Red Flags Are My Love Language Tote Bag – Funny & Honest Gift

Red flags? Those aren't warnings, they're my love language! 🚩💕 This tote bag is the perfect companion for anyone who knows that toxicity sometimes has its charm. Because if everyone says "choose a good guy," why do we always end up with the one who has more red flags than a Chinese government parade? "Red flags are my love language" – because seriously, whose isn't? This bag says out loud what everyone thinks quietly. It's like a manifesto for those who know that stable relationships are boring relationships.

Why This Bag Slaps:

• Spills the truth about your dating preferences (finally!)
• It's like therapy, but in bag form (and cheaper)
• Attracts equally problematic souls (your tribe!)
• The perfect ice breaker at any party

🎯 Who Needs This Bag?

Perfect for Gen Z who:

• Know that "it's complicated" is a relationship status
  
• Understand that red flags aren't a bug, they're a feature
• Have a collection of exes like Pokémon cards
• Can find the only toxic guy at a party full of doctors
  

✨ Product Features: Durable handle, spacious, made from organic cotton, universal size, easy to wash.

Care Instructions: Do not iron directly over printed area, spot clean, do not bleach, line dry.

Buy now and wear your problematic preferences with pride! This bag won't fix your taste in men, but at least you'll look iconic having it.