Mug: Sharp Blade for Stupidity, Kawaii Lemon Dark Humor Gift

TW: This mug is more therapeutic than your last three therapy sessions combined 🍋⚔️

Behold: a kawaii lemon with a knife and zero chill. When life gives you lemons, this one straight-up chose violence. This isn't your grandma's motivational mug – it's for the chronically online generation who deals with stupidity on a daily basis and needs both Vitamin C AND a backup plan.

🎯 This mug is calling your name if you:

• Have "Vitamin C for immunity" in your wellness routine but need something extra for dealing with people
• Believe in self-care AND self-defense (emotionally speaking, obviously)
• Spent your entire personality budget on being unhinged yet adorable
• Need a visual representation of your "soft but psycho" energy

⚔️ Features:

• Glossy ceramic finish - Shiny enough to reflect on your life choices
• Vibrant, high-quality print - Sharp as the lemon's blade
• Microwave & dishwasher safe - Low maintenance, unlike your mental health journey
• 11oz or 15oz sizes - Pick your poison (literally, it's coffee)

This mug perfectly captures that "I'm baby but I'll also destroy you" energy that defines our generation. It's cute. It's threatening. It's giving "therapeutic violence" without the lawsuit.

Real talk: Your therapist keeps telling you to set boundaries. This mug IS a boundary. Visual communication for when words are too much effort but the message needs to be crystal clear.

This mug contains more emotional intelligence than your ex. Which isn't saying much, but at least the mug won't ghost you after you buy it. Unlike your ex.