The Stars Said LoL T-Shirt - Funny Astrology Shirt

POV: You asked the universe for a sign and it gave you a broken mug and trust issues. ⭐💔

Having a terrible day? The stars saw. And they laughed. This shirt perfectly captures that moment when everything's falling apart (literally), your coffee's on the floor, and the cosmic forces are just like "lmao skill issue."

This is for everyone who's ever had a breakdown so dramatic that even the universe had to chime in with commentary.

🎯 This shirt was made for you if:

• Your "it be like that sometimes" has become "it be like that always"
• You've had a bad day that lasted an entire year
• The universe keeps testing you but forgot to give you the study guide
• Your daily affirmations are just "whatever" and "I guess"

✨ Features (unlike your day, these are actually good):

• Soft, comfy fabric - The only soft thing about your current situation
• Available in White & Black - Match your mood or your coffee spill
• Sizes S-2XL - Fits everyone having a cosmically bad time
• Relatable frustrated-girl-with-stars design - It's giving "main character breakdown"
• Unisex fit - Bad days don't discriminate

Perfect for: wearing during your villain origin story, those days when even your horoscope gives up on you, explaining your mood without speaking, or just existing while the universe does its thing (badly).

P.S. - This shirt won't fix your day. The stars are still laughing. Your coffee is still on the floor. But at least now you're dressed for the chaos. The universe said "add to cart" btw. Or maybe that was just me. Hard to tell at this point. 

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C) with similar colors, tumble dry low, iron on low heat. Do not bleach or dryclean.