The Universe Ghosted Me Again Sarcastic T-Shirt

Mercury is in retrograde. Your manifestations? Also in retrograde. 🌙✨

Welcome to the spiritual awakening that led absolutely nowhere. You did everything right: set intentions, charged your crystals under the full moon, aligned your chakras. And yet... the universe left you on read. Again.

This shirt is for everyone who's tired of pretending that "divine timing" isn't just cosmic gaslighting.

🎯 This shirt was made for you if:

• You've blamed Mercury retrograde for things that have nothing to do with Mercury retrograde
• Your horoscope said "good things are coming" six months ago and you're still waiting
• You manifested your dream life but the universe sent it to the wrong address

✨ Features (cosmically aligned or whatever):

• Soft, comfy fabric - Unlike the universe, this shirt actually supports you
• Available in White & Black - Like your aura after another failed manifestation
• Sizes S-2XL - Fits all zodiac signs (yes, even Geminis)
• Vibrant celestial print - Stars, moon, and your unread texts from the cosmos
• Unisex fit - The universe ghosts everyone equally

Perfect for midnight tarot readings that reveal nothing helpful, or just existing as a spiritually exhausted human.

P.S. - This shirt won't make the universe text you back. But at least you'll look cute while being cosmically ignored. The universe isn't gonna manifest this into your closet though - you actually have to click "add to cart" yourself. Buy it or don't. Your Saturn return is coming either way. 🪐

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C) with similar colors, tumble dry low, iron on low heat. Do not bleach or dryclean.